The Corner

The Corner is where I live when I'm at work. The Corner is a hyp happening place, where its all hip and little happen. Here in the corner we like to think of ourselves as creative people. I create lots of bits of paper with crap written on them. Richard creates lots of pretty backdrops for his windowing system. Rupert creates machines with no lid, and lastly Mark actually produces bits of software (he's only here two days a week, which probably helps).

Plan view:

Part of our driving force is Schwan's Stabiloplan(R) 4203 Whiteboard-System, a cleaning fluid which contains both alcohol and aliphatic ester in an easy to spray form. For some reason after everytime they clean the whiteboard which is in The Corner, we all start to suffer from That Friday Feeling, and the board soon becomes covered in stranger doodlings than before.

Chris is rumoured to want to move to The Corner, which I think is a sneaky plan to keep an eye on what we get up to. Little does he know of the initiation rite (and major surgery) he will have to undergo first.

This is yet another page rendered unreadable by a lurid background. This is intentional. If I wanted it to be readable, it would be :).. Is readable a real word anyway?